HICK TEST

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I saw the thread per Hick's Test. Some had never heard of it, some had, some didn't really care.

I think I can clear this up.
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POSITIVE HICK TEST shows whether you are a HICK or not.
For instance:

If you think a Family Reunion is a good place to pick up women, then you're a HICK.

Steve

 

So when the test is positive do you then get a 'HICKY'? I crack myself up sometimes!

 

Hick test: DNA test performed to see if your mother and father are also your brother and sister

 

Hey Ma! Get down off the danged roof!

 

A google image search turns up some interesting looking hicks:
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=hick

 

You're a Hick if...

It takes more than a minute to say goodbye in the morning.

As in

Hick.

"bye ma, bye pa, bye nana, by uncle bob, bye aunt may, bye steve, bye big stevie, bye little stevie, bye alan, bye pastor, bye rex, bye fido, bye cousin Pete, Bye cousan al"

Ma

"ByE cletus. Close the door this time, the caravan don't heat itself ya know."

 

Will othotics fix the problem of a positive Hick's test?? Should I use a rearfoot post?

 

hahaha, at least with a hick family you know the orthotic can be used for all the members, same dna will do that. the extra width with the 6th digit does cause a problem but........
i love this thread.........

 

Where are the Smileys with banjos when you need them?

 

Sorry. they were all in the pickup

 

I always considered it a positive Hick test when a male patient introduces me to his wife and to his sister... and there is only one person with him

 

You are a hick if...

You throw stuff at Richard Hammond, James May and the Top Gear Camera crew when they are stopped at a service station.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq-kK7GEb7M

Best episode of top gear EVER

Regards
Robert

 

A lil bit of history about ma' very favourite mountain man.

Cletus Delroy Spuckler

Cletus has seemed to be suffering from some sort of illness caused by drinking mercury out of a thermometer. It badly affected his memory. He "whittles what he sees" into wood with a penknife. Chief Wiggum was able to track down Bart and Gina after they escaped from jail through Cletus' wood carving of them. Cletus also possesses a form of precognitive vision through whittling. He predicted that Chief Wiggum would be mauled by a bear later in that episode (which did happen).

Growing up, Cletus developed a loving relationship with his mother, whom he addresses as 'Maw.' (I could call my Maw from up here. Hey, Maw! Get off the danged roof!) He has always been social and hardworking, and isn't bothered by others' opinions of him, demonstrated by his refusal to be ashamed of his marriage to his apparent relative, Brandine Spuckler[3]. Cletus has several hobbies which include whittling "piney babies" for children, searching for roadkill, digging through garbage, and spending time with everyone in his family except Brandine. In "Lost Our Lisa" he admits his favorite food is fresh skunk and raccoon. Cletus had a "smell-hound" named Geech.


Oh mama he's soooooo darned cute. Can I keep him? He reminds me of daddy.

 

Nice!!!!!!!
How's this.........

you know you're a HICK if your new lawn furniture use to be your living room furniture!!!

or

If the place you're living just got a flat tire!


Steve

 

Or if you have more appliances on your porch than you do in your house.