High Heels improve a woman's sex life

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Research shows that stilettos take women’s sex life to higher level. Times report http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/fashion/article3295325.ece
and the BBC takes up the good news http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7225828.stm

 

And Cue Mr Kippen...

 

Also reported here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=512065&in_page_id=1879

 

netizens

Not at all surprising. More important application I would suggest is the potential heeled shoes have to benefit continence training.

toesalyer

 

Cameron:

I was very disappointed in reading such a short reply from you on a subject that is so near and dear to your heart! I was expecting a full dissertation on the history of heeled shoes and their relationship to sexuality. Please don't let us down!!:drinks

 

Stuff n nonsense!

Boys!

Imagine if you will: 2 laydees

laydee one in spangly frock, push up bra, high heels, no coat --->

laydee 2 in flats --->

Both travel on bus for 5 miles to night club. :empathy:

Both laydees alight bus in need of a wee :wacko:

Laydee one hobbles, trips, pulls a muscle, suffers an inversion sprain & removes shoes after 200 yards, arrives @ club shoeless in wet pants.


Laydee 2 (lovely gal, sensible shoes, large comfy pants, thick tights & a mac in situ)

Arrives at club, greets door man with smile, enters loo, fixes face, applies lippy emties bladder & dances night away.

Conclusion: High heels = wet pants.

Simple.

 

Undoubtedly the same conclusion many others would reach, except their reasoning may be somewhat less decorous!

 

Dear Oh Dear,

I seem to have got it wrong and misunderstood.

I thought that the higher therefore longer heels were being used as a ermmmm a

Marital Aid.

When i see a nubile young wench in her 5 inch heels limping down the street with intoeing gait flexed knees prominent posterior increased lumbar curvature and round shouldered carrying her overweight bag on her shoulder so has a rotation on her spine and a dropped shoulder i think!!!

What a t##t.:dizzy:

She would be much better presented in flat shoes standing erect with straight legs spine and not round shouldered. What is called the military at ease posture.

An appearance of being taller slimmer and in good proportion.:drinks

I am a dumb bigoted male so what do i know.

Still as i am in PP high heels are the way to go, the higher the better. Makes her feet and skeleton real sore and painful and in need of my professional services.

regards David

 

Kevin

>I was expecting a full dissertation on the history of heeled shoes and their relationship to sexuality. Please don't let us

You will need to buy the book.

Am also available for conferences, barmitvahs and girl night outs.

Kindest regards and of course of the shoe maketh the sexy leg, what role do orthoses play? Over the you.

toeslayer

 

An additional advantage would be that as high heels slow down the rate of locomotion, guys could catch females more easily !!

 

As a girl, i have long been told that high heels make you look slimmer. As a podiatrist, i now realise high heels = increase lumbar lordosis=pregnant belly look. Lovely!

BTW, Thanks for the distraction, sposed to be doing research on high heels for a radio interview. oh well

 

netizens

Dido said
>An additional advantage would be that as high heels slow down the rate of locomotion, guys could catch females more easily !!

There is more than a grain of truth here. The attraction to laimness is well documented with some seeing this as the need to protect and others with more preditorial matters in mind.

The condemenation of high heels is well documented historicallyand has always been directed towards women. However historically women have only worn heeled shoes since the 17th century and stilleto heels since the early fifties. Most of the medical precastinations have weel and truely been debunke.

Aussie_Bec

>BTW, Thanks for the distraction, sposed to be doing research on high heels for a radio interview. oh well


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Enough there to curl your listener's toes

toeslayer