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How school has changed since 1960

Discussion in 'Break Room' started by admin, Jun 12, 2008.

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  1. admin

    admin Administrator Staff Member


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    School 1960 vs. School 2007. How things have changed.

    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after School.
    1960- Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up friends.

    2007-Police are called. SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charge with assault, AVO'S are taken out and both are suspended even
    though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meeting conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.

    Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
    1960- Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good
    paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

    2007- Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counseled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADHD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad
    gives him a whipping with his belt.

    1960- Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to collage, and becomes a successful businessman.

    2007- Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Bill's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Bill's Mum has an affair with the Psychologist.

    Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.
    1960- Mark made to smoke a cigar while teacher watches. Teacher smokes one of Marks smokes, they shake hands. Next day Mark is patted on the back by fellow students.

    2007- Police are called; Mark is expelled from school for drug possession. Mark sues' school for possible health damage from smoking.

    Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.
    1960- Vinh goes to remedial English classes, passes and goes to college.

    2007- Vinh cry's racial discrimination cause is taken up by human rights group. Civil liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given year 10 past, ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't read, write or speak English.

    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecracker, puts them in a
    model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

    1960- Ants die.

    2007- Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Team investigates parents, siblings are removed from home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed on a plane again.

    Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His
    teacher Mary finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

    1960- Johnny soon feels better and goes back to play with his friends.

    2007- Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy, later becomes gay.

     
  2. twirly

    twirly Well-Known Member

    <sigh>

    World's gone potty!

    UK teachers are not permitted to place sticking plasters over cuts or grazes which may happen at school as if a reaction was to occur then the sticky plaster could be deemed to be 'medical intervention!' thereby potentially encouraging litigation.

    Many years ago when my little darling (now 5ft9 & bigger than me) was at junior school it was a very hot summer so I applied sun block to her arms & face & told her to ask her teacher to reapply the same at play time to prevent her burning. (She was 5 at the time).

    The same morning my phone rang, the school head requested I come to the school at break & lunchtime to apply the cream myself as they were not permitted to provide this sort of care!

    Not really possible given that I was 40 miles away at the time.

    Too daft to laugh at!
     
  3. W J Liggins

    W J Liggins Well-Known Member

    C'mon admin. At least you live in Oz where sport is encouraged. In the U.K. you can no longer play conkers (severe bruising might be caused), young lads can't play at 'guns' (politically incorrect) and marbles have been banned at some schools (someone might slip on an abandoned marble). If you picked up a mild injury playing rugby (1960s) the ref - a teacher - would tenderly ask where it hurt. When you replied it was this arm or that leg he would bellow that you've got two, now bloody well get up and continue on the other one. In infant school now, kids have to take it in turns to win races so no-one feels left out. Great way to prepare for life in the big bad world! It gets worse; a certain University that I know well has now banned students from throwing their mortar boards in the air on graduation day. When all is said and done, there are nasty sharp corners which might cause pain if they descend on someones head. I know where I would like to stick the nasty sharp corners in whoever though up that piece of lunacy!

    If it's bad where you are, it's a great deal worse here!

    Bill
     
  4. Peter

    Peter Well-Known Member

    You are incorrect Bill.

    You can play conkers but.......

    You must wear goggles to stop the smithereens getting in your eyes
    You must wear protective headgear incase someone swaps a cotton lace for an elastic one, and the momentum stretches the elastic and it cops you on the head
    You must wear toe-tectors (pommie word) in case of stampies!

    Next time you see a kid in the Uk in October wearing this get-up, he aint going to hospital for some weird and wacko pathology, hes playing conkers in Labours Britain!
     
  5. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel Active Member

    Sure has. I know this is an old thread, but just could not stop laughing, I had to reply! :santa:
     
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