Demotivational Posters

Thanks for the deleted posts.

 

Eh? Did I miss a FFT thread?

 

You mean the one in which Dennis didn't allegedly threaten to take legal action against Kevin unless Kevin withdrew his posts; so Kevin did;
then David Wedermeyer allegedly threatened to take legal action against Dennis unless Dennis withdrew his posts; so Dennis didn't (allegedly)
The one in which Craig then deleted the posts and Dennis thanked Craig for deleting them and allowing Dennis to come up smelling... once again?

No, you didn't miss anything. As the lack of posts supporting this can testify.

Of course, none of this is true.

 

Thanks, dick-head

 

Yeah, that one!

Glad I missed it now.

"When the Matrix was first built, there was a man born inside who had the ability to change whatever he wanted, to remake the Matrix as he saw fit. After he died the Oracle prophesized his return and that his coming would hail the destruction of the Matrix, end the war, bring freedom to our people."

 

Never happened....allegedly....watch your shoes the turds have taken a sheen...

PS How in Hell did I miss this thread? I'm still laughing

 

True love....

 

Saw this and thought of.... Well, you know

 

I was listening to Jesus Jones when you posted this. Specifically 2 + 2. Personally, I've always hoped for something more...

"everyone's giving a piece of their mind
the deaf, the dumb, the stupid and blind
crushing the words to the people who doubt
with the weight of the hard of the fast
COMING OUT
days that seem clear to me are the days
that you're near to me
everything is fine
and you know the sun will always shine
two and two always equals four
and life is simple when you're sure
the world's on someone else's shoulders
leave it there 'til it gets colder
two and two always equals four
did you never hope for something more?
black and white and wrong and right
real and real and how do you feel?
[From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/jesus-jones-lyrics/two-and-two-lyrics.html]
the louder you shout the better you're heard
the meek shall inherit the earth--THAT'S UBSURD!
the bigger they come, the harder they fall
'til you're big enough you don't fall at all
help, save, change me
you can rearrange me
but never let me say i know
for certain
everything is fine
and you know the sun will always shine
two and two always equals four
and life is simple when you're sure
the world's on someone else's shoulders
leave it there 'til it gets colder
two and two always equals four
did you never hope for something more?" - Yes. Every day. "Frequently disappointed of Plymouth"

 

Yep. Nice work. Except two of them don't appear to know how to tie a tie. 40% I 'spect that's not bad by todays standards. And only 20% double breasted... And none of these sporting an Aquascutum overcoat= Scum.

 

Monitoring you guys has become so boring. Not much steam left in your engines.

You know who

 

The only commentators floopah I can remember is a cricket one..."The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willie.....don't even know if its true! :empathy:
very funny posters.... thanks for the cheer up!!!