Professor GaGa and the Rhubettes

Mark Russell · Jun 16, 2008

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More joy and laughter in the form of unsolicited mail from LaLa Land this morning where despite recent rebukes, our dear friend and colleague, Professor Sir Brian Rhubarb, appears to be well on the way to receiving an award for curing chronic pain.

In a landmark paper recently published by Professor Rhubarb in the prestigious Journal of the American Podiatric Medical Association, he links the development of chronic pain to the feet. In this monumental study involving 22 children (wow), Professor Rhubarb statistically links a congenital foot structure to the development of poor posture, which in turn leads to chronic musculoskeletal pain in the adult.
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Colleagues would be well advised to study the sagacious advice in the “Limited Thinking” section which begins

Have you ever noticed that some people just seem to ease from one situation in life to the next? They are receptive to new concepts and ideas and are open to what the universe has to offer. Such people tend to use their own inner wisdom to guide them in their decisions.
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Obviously the tactic used when escaping the clutches of Washington State Medical Board and fleeing to Institute of Rome Pizza House…

Brain, your emails are really funny if only you weren’t trying to be serious. Can you stop them please?

Introductory Message

Dear Mark,

I hope you are well. I'd like to welcome any new subscribers to my newsletter.

This month's subject is on how limited thinking can be a block to healing and why Rhubarb Proprioceptive Therapy is unique.

I hope you enjoy this newsletter and that it takes you one step forward to freedom from chronic pain.

Yours in good wealth,

Brain Rhubarb
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Limited Thinking

Have you ever noticed that some people just seem to ease from one situation in life to the next? They are receptive to new concepts and ideas and are open to what the universe has to offer. Such people tend to use their own inner wisdom to guide them in their decisions.

This openness to all potential possibilities extends to the care of our body. Unlimited thinking opens us to the possibilities of how the body can heal itself given the right stimulus.

Lets apply this concept to the subject of chronic pain treatment. Do you find yourself:

• listening to your family and friends as to the 'right' treatment for you?
• sticking to conventional approaches such as drugs, physical therapy and surgery because they feel emotionally 'safer'?
• deciding that since the above haven't worked there is nothing left to do?

It's important to know that most conventional methods of managing chronic pain do just that; they only manage it. In order to permanently eliminate your chronic pain, it may be necessary to consider trying something that you've never tried before.

Remember, limited thinking continually leads us down the same path and gets us the same results we've always gotten.

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Question Corner

Q. What makes Rhubarb Proprioceptive Therapy different from other treatments I've tried?

A. Rhubarb Proprioceptive Therapy consists of specific proprietary tests and analyses which determine if a patient has a hereditary foot structure that leads to chronic pain.

If a patient has this foot structure, Professor Rhubarb designs custom insoles which handles this foot structure and eliminate the pain.

Other therapies do not handle this foot structure. They only treat symptoms and the result is pain management.

Rhubarb’s Proprioceptive therapy is not pain management, it is pain elimination.

Success Story[\b]

"Dear Professor Rhubarb,

I suffered for years with painful joints in my knees, hips and back. I loved walking, but my pain was so bad and my balance so terrible that I started sitting around my apartment all day.

It's now been six months since starting your therapy. I have almost no pain in my knees, hips or back. My balance is much better and I'm not fearful of falling down.

The best part is I can walk again and just spent two hours walking around Rome.

Thank you for helping me,"

Maria Casarino
Italy

Prof/Dr Brian A Rhubarb is an internationally recognized specialist in the elimination of chronic pain.

After years of suffering with chronic pain, he cured himself without drugs or surgery using a therapy he invented called Rhubarb Proprioceptive Therapy.

Professor Rhubarb has dedicated 40 years of his life as a researcher and physician. He teaches, lectures and has been extensively published in leading medical journals. He has appeared on radio, written a syndicated column and hosted a television show speaking with people world wide on how they too, can permanently eliminate their chronic pain. Just buy the insoles and your life will be transformed!

Contact Professor Rhubarb Rhubarbsfoot@yahoo.com

If this has been forwarded to you from a friend, sign up for Professor Rhubarb 's newsletter by visiting his website at: www. Rhubarb site.com

Do you have a question for the Question Corner? Send it to Professor Rhubarb at: Rhubarbfoot@yahoo.com

Free chapter of my forthcoming book, Forever Free From Chronic Pain for all newsletter subscribers.

In a landmark paper recently published by Professor Rhubarb in the prestigious Journal of the American Podiatric Medical Association, he links the development of chronic pain to the feet.

In this monumental study involving 22 children, Professor Rhubarb statistically links a congenital foot structure to the development of poor posture, which in turn leads to chronic musculoskeletal pain in the adult.

International experts on chronic pain have commented on Professor Rhubarb 's research and clinical approach in treating chronic pain:

And Breaking News:
Rhubarbs Proprioceptive Therapy has now been shown to increase the power of your orgasm by a factor of 100! Changes in the pelvic configuration when wearing PCI technology means that genitalia stimulation is taken to new heights – discover your very own Rhubarb Spot today!!

"The facts reported by Professor Rhubarb correspond to what we observe."
Pierre-Very Gagey, MD
Founder of the French Association of Posturologists

"Professor Rhubarb is a pioneer in the field of how the foot functions."
David Simons MD
co-author of Travell & Simons Myofascial Pain and Dysfunction
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Dieter Fellner · Jun 16, 2008

Hey Mark,

I too got one of those - and I thought I was the only lucky chosen one !?! Damn you , now you gone and ruined it for me !

His studious academic contemplative face (or is it the sound of cash register ‘ker-ching’ that just makes it seem so?) kind of cheers me up, in a weird sort of way, so I don't mind the unsolicited mail.

I was mildly surprised though to find myself on the mailing list since Brian stopped e-mailing after I asked him too many awkward seemingly 'unprofessional' questions, especially after I traced the evolution of the 'Rothbart' foot - i.e. Morton's Foot (that short flaccid 1st metatarsal).

He has shown such tenacity in the face of adverse comments I was surprised I managed to get under his skin. And I was so enjoying our exchanges. :morning:

Now that the therapeutic emphasis is shifting to that of chronic pain management, I can only surmise from this the PCI has cured all of the other problems and it is time now to move this on ?

I like the eccentric personality - and Mr/Professor/ Doctor BR is right up there with
them.

W J Liggins · Jun 17, 2008

Good afternoon gentlemen

Can you help me please? What is 'inner wisdom'? How does it differ from 'outer wisdom'?

What is 'monumental'? I cannot find it in Dorlands Medical Dictionary. Chamber's Twentieth Century Dictionary (I know, I'm that old), has 'of or relating to or of the nature of a monument, tomb, momento, or token. To be fair, it also has 'massive, vast, impressive, amazing'.

Do you think a research series of 22 children is massive, vast, impressive or even amazing? Or do you think the study is bound for the tomb?

Regarding the photograph, I am looking forward to seeing Hamlet at Stratford in October, starring David Tennant and Patrick Stewart - (Dr Who and Captain Jean Luc-Pickard, how cool is that, huh?). Do you think that elder brother Pickard will be there?

I look forward to your enlightened replies.

Bill Liggins

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