Why God would not get tenure in a University

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Hi all

have been away for a while....busy, busy, busy.....but read this and it made me grin


WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY

1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he
done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating
his results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use
human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by
drowning the subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them
from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
13. Some say he had his son teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students
failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a
mountaintop.

Yes I agree, it has absolutely nothing to do with feet, but all of you out there in the loney world of research...take heart.

Cheers

DavidD

 

....then there still is hope for me after all....

 

Good one Dave