Who would you take to on the desert island

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So. The ENTIRE subscribership of Pod Arena is returning from the 1st international Pod arena conference when the plane we're all on (which I know would need to be a BIG plane) crashes on a remote desert Island. You are miraculously unharmed but as the flames lick closer to the fuel tanks you have time to drag only two of the unconcious passengers from the wreckage to be your companions for the next 5 lonely years until the rescue boat arrives.

Who would you choose to live on the island with you and why?

Regards
Robert

 

With the most sincere apologies to all the good friends I'd leave behind I'd have to go with...

Twirly
For her limitless capacity for cheerfulness and exuberance to stave off depression

Cameron Kippen AKA Toeslayer
For his equally limitless supply of interesting and bizarre information to stave off Boredom

 

Ed Glaser and Dennis Stavelson for their comedy value.

 

Carolethecatlover
female "company" and could maintain our dental problems

Rothbart
for a damn good laugh

 

Aw thank you Robert. Have never been so flattered

Bet you'd drown me before the 1st week was up tho'

Mand'

:sinking:

 

And, of course, because he could help with ANY medical problems with which you suffered whilst on the island from stomach ulcers to toothache. As in his bestselling book "forever free from being savaged by mountain lions".

In fact he's got dental problems covered so Carolethecatlover is probably just redundancy.

Regards
Robert

PS For those who don't get the newsletter, Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy is the latest thing caused by "hyperpronation". :wacko:. Wanna take a sweepstake on the next one? I call depression (neck position, restricted blood flow to the brain etc).

 

Ooops.

Rie should not leave her account logged in!!

Robert

 

netizens

By good fortune Mariska Hargitay is up in First Class so me and Mariska would retire to a quiet spot on the isalnd and I could regail her with stories of foot orthoses and toenail mycosis.

Luxury
toeslayer