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Hi i am a newbie seeking advice.

 

Hello and welcome. Is it that you may intend to seek some advice at some point in the future, or am I missing part of your post?

footinmouth

 

If you get caught short and need to do a poo outside, always remember to pull your pants forward otherwise you'll end up with a poo in a "pant hammock"

Robin:welcome:

 

Hi blackeyelisa,
I'm not sure what advice you wanted but this may be useful,

"Professional Advice
A doctor and a lawyer were chatting at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer," and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. "

:D

regards

Catfoot

:welcome:

 

Brilliant