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Today marks the happy day Andrew's VP FINALLY fell off. So he put it in a shell by his bed and left it for the verruca fairy, who will doubtless exchange it for hard currency. We had the verruca fairy story at bed time and everything.

Eleanor even drew a picture of the verruca fairy so we knew what she looked like. The bag to the left contains the verrucas (obviously) and the one to the right the coins.




Well, it has about the same scientific basis as most of the treatments ;).

 

Eleanor is on to something here. Notice how both `bags` are flipping the finger to the Human Papilloma Virus? I`m onto it.....

 

My own VPs 'fell out' some 50 years ago. Would the nice kind Fairy Isaccs forward 170,000 quid? (That's with compounded interest, of course).

Yours waitingly

Bill Liggins

 

Ts & Cs apply of course...

Can you provide For your lesions, that plug of HK skin which is the last thing to come off a resolving vp? If so the fairy will be glad to oblige...

Otherwise she can't use them for anything!

 

Rob

Ready to admit the cream " Fairy" used, got rid then ?? ( Notice I didnt use the name):D

Cheers
D;)

 

Bet he's secretly using tea tree ;)

 

Wild horses and pins in my eyes wouldnt drag the information from me Twirls :D

Cheers
D;) xx

 

I'll be pleased to send some toenail clippings. Same DNA.

Yours hopefully

Bill

 

C'mon Bill, be reasonable. The verruca fairy is feasible enough but the toenail fairy?! That's just plain silly! Although Eleanor did ask in an impressively entrepreneurial spirit today if there was a picky skin fairy.

I, um, may have used a cream based on an oil named similarly to a popular English beverage on Eleanor's VP. Andrew however only got 25% urea on his. I figured it would be better at breaking down the hard skin. Has an active ingredient d'ya see ;)

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh you fibber the "T" medication is in a urea emollient base !!!

I told you that when you asked my advice on tx ing little peoples VP :D:D

Go on own up ;)

Glad they are gone by whatever method :drinks

Cheers Buddy
D;)

 

I am soon to be facing the unenviable task of inviting the dummy fairy to our house

I'm going to have to book a whole week off work just to reduce the imnpact of the lack of sleep I'm likely to get......my kids LLLOOOOOVVVVVVE dummies! (except me)

Robin

 

Hmmm...ya mean ya put Ol` Peculiar on the blighters? Active ingredient, you say? Please, do elaborate my dear :rolleyes:

 

Old speckled "T" it is rumoured ;) :D

Cheers
D;)

 

Like it :drinks

 

Is it?! It's not on the ingredients list. for TT50

Um. Urea 25%? That counts doesn't it?

Ok ok. I'll come clean. I used tea tree oil on Eleanors Verruca (NOT Andrews). I feel dirty! I've sinned!!

And worse, as Derek "drop my mate right in it ;)" Harland knows, I believe I can provide a fairly evidence based rationale for the use of Tea tree oil on verrucas! Not very evidence based of course, but fairly.

Only I too scared to tell cos Bel will hurt me if I do. With pain.

 

:D Scuze me, "drop my mate right in it" ??? what have I said ??:rolleyes:

Blimey mate thats as sad as me saying something like Bel likes Neil Diamond :rolleyes:

Now WOULD I ?????:pigs:

And that could be two of us feeling pain in the not to distant future !!:eek:

Cheers Buddy
D;)

 

C`mon, you told me you liked the pain....Seriously tho, what is your fairy story, sorry, I mean fairly evidence based theory for this? BTW, did you know that despite your acclaimed ability to charm warts `n all, the Inland Revenue won't accept any documentation that comes with bacon stapled to it?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/opini...hinking,-with-dr-morris-o'connor-201105243860

Knackerd Bel,
after hosting a braai for 45 people.....mug, that`s me.

 

Low, very low Del. You can go off a person ya know;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl86XzmBVZE

 

WOT WOT Did I say ??

I mean song sung blue usually makes a Beautiful noise especially if you listen with some red red wine but........I was only suggesting what might have been thats all :rolleyes:

Cheers
D;)