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My cat Vladimir...

 

The things I have to do to get some attention around here !!!

 

Dell the cat, listens for the mouse pad!

 

Oh ****. Somethings crashed on my laptop again.

 

Don't say I didn't warn you - I've shot your bas####d cat for p###ing on my computer again!

 

The cat just did what cat's do: it had eaten the mouse and fallen asleep. Luckily for Belinda the mouse was wireless so she was still able to navigate The Arena simply by moving the cat around. However, Belinda did find scrolling down the pages with the cat's "wheels" somewhat awkward; the cat seemed to enjoy it though. Which was nice:morning:

 

Vicar to little girl

"What a nice cat"

Little girl to vicar.

"Yeth, ith Belinda'th"

Vicar to little girl

"What's Belinda's cat's name?"

Little girl to vicar

"Well, she callth it Vladimir, but her husband callth him Cooking Fat..... At leath, that'th what I think he sayth when Vladimir hith the delete button on his computer."

 

LOL!!

"the new look Podiatry arena. Tested on animals. Fatal after 5.45 hours."

 

Why mouse pad no squeaking?