I have posted this in the Break Room, as its so hard to take seriously. It was posted on ThatFootSite:
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:) :D :rolleyes: :eek: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear Dr Rothbart,
I have suffered with droopy eyelids for years, and on the advice of a friend decided to try your proprioceptive insoles.
Unfortunately although they work well in holding my eyelids up I cannot see past them.
Can I have a refund?
Yours sincerely,
A. Punter (Mrs) -
My medical dictionary has 500 pages.
Average 8 conditions per page.
Mr rothbarts site has around 50 conditions by my count. Been around say 5 years and keeps adding new conditions he can cure.
By my calculations by the year 2500 they will cure EVERYTHING.
And we will live forever, possibly in robes. -
We live in an age where the worlds foremost thinkers have not yet discovered a cure for cancer.
We have not yet cracked reversing the aging process.
We have not even yet put a man on the moon (for the conspiracy theorists out there)
BUT all is not lost, somewhere in the world, a lone man strives to cure the world of all its ailments with a bit of an insole!
If I tried a new orthosis today, and developed diarrhoea, using Rothbart scientific analysis, the insoles would have cured me of my constipation! -
Funny you should say that...
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At least on ThatFootSite, the concepts get treated with the same contempt as here:
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Hi Mrs A. Punter and David,
The insoles are available in a transparent model which should fix your problem. ;):D -
Gotta hand it to Brian, he does make a good case. He is referring to the before / after photos on his site as "research" published on the internet. Ie 5 photos. Of somebody squinting. I therefore submit MY "research PUBLISHED on the internet in the same way.
As you can see this proves a distinct improvement in the alignment of the neck. THese photos were taken 2 minutes apart before and after we remove the insoles i had issued to this patient previously and have not been modified or doctored in any way. Honest.
Regards
Robert -
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Anyone else watching Heros on bbc 2? Not wishing to give away the ending but how else do you think they gained they're powers?
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Robeer insoles. They're magic!!!!
Regards
Robert -
Why on earth would Rothbart use pre-& post surgical photos to "prove" the worth of his insoles - doesn't that automatically mean another modality has achieved the outcome? I wonder how that surgeon feels about the insole taking the credit?
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We also have encouraging signs that the shrinkage of the polar icecaps slows down every time we issue a pair of these. The EVIDENCE is that we will need to use 4654 pairs to halt global warming. Also deforestation.
Do not underestimate the power of the dark side.
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So what you're saying Robeer, is that these insoles have a negative carbon footprint? Truly amazing. I'll take 10 pairs thanks.:p -
Judge for yourself.
Just food for thought.Attached Files:
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