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  2. Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutesail

    And here are the boots you need to wear with the devices. Works fine as long as you keep wearing the braces for nail reverts to its growing position following removal. Did it say that in the patent application, perchance?
     

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  3. Paul Bowles Well-Known Member

    Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    Wow - a bilateral partial nail avulsion in the hands of an experienced Podiatrist is surely easier than this medievil torture device! Both would require a local anyhow....
     
  4. Rob Kidd Well-Known Member

    Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    This is a joke - right?
     
  5. admin Administrator Staff Member

    Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    No. It's a legitimate patent that the inventer would have spent a lot of $ on
     
  6. Paul Bowles Well-Known Member

    Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    Clearly a case of more $ than cents!
     
  7. W J Liggins Well-Known Member

    Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    Witty! (In) groan.

    Bill
     
  8. Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    not the oddest patent I've ever seen... but not the most convincing either.

    Apparently the apparatus is adhered to the nail using double sided sticky tape.

    Apparently the nail stays in position because a reagent is used which is otherwise used in hair curling on the basis that hair and nail are of similar composition. So there Mr Russell, oh ye of little faith (but much experience), he's all OVER that one.

    Still, it could be Soooo much worse...
     
  9. Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    Thanks for reminding me why I never perform a Vandenblos procedure on anyone other than traffic wardens and bankers.
     
  10. Paul Bowles Well-Known Member

    Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    Yeh you like that...... I crack myself up sometimes!!!!!
     
  11. Paul Bowles Well-Known Member

    Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    Umm yes.....right.....ok......double sides sticky tape? A reagent? and a curling wand? So THATS where I have been going wrong all these years!!!!!


    No seriously.....why the hell would you even attempt that! The mind boggles. Im still trying to work out why they start with the perfectly good side of the digit? I suppose as to make them appear symmetrical - because lets face it who would just one side of your toe butchered beyond all belief looking like leftover Christmas ham off the bone!
     
  12. Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    Yeah! Phool


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    Well, apparently the proceedure has a zero % regrowth rate! How'd you like THEM apples eh?!

    Very avant guarde I'd say!
     
  13. Paul Bowles Well-Known Member

    Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

     
  14. horseman Active Member

    Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    you forgot our political masters...
     
  15. Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    Oh no. I would have something much more interesting to serve up should one of these specimens ever cross my doorstep...
     
  16. horseman Active Member

    Re: Patent for apparatus for correcting an ingrown in 30 minutes

    I suspect the HCPC would be very interested in that...:butcher:
     
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