Better Dead than Smeg

blinda · Oct 4, 2012

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Did you know there's no Eskimo word for "Eastbourne."

Will try and stay awake for this tonight;

Red Dwarf 10

twirly · Oct 4, 2012

I love Cat:

"Red Dwarf: Legion (#6.2)" (1993)
The Cat: What the hell is all this down my chair? Peanuts?
Lister: No, I've been trimming my veruccas.
The Cat: You have personal habits that would make a monkey blush.
Lister: You really think I'm that psychotically disgusting, don't you? They're peanuts, OK?
The Cat: Real peanuts?
Lister: Yeah.
The Cat: [eats the peanuts] Where'd you get them?
Lister: I got them a couple of months back. I found them in the dead Captain's old donkey jacket.
[The Cat feels sick]
Lister: Don't look at me like that. You enjoyed that Mint Imperial, didn't you?
The Cat: [nods] Where did you get that?
Lister: He was sucking that when he got shot. I had to prise his jaws open with a car jack.
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Wendy · Oct 4, 2012

Set up on series record so children can continue in their education :D

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