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Wow Mark, totally awesome! It worked exactly for my chosen religion!
Bruce

 

Bruce ... I did not know you were into Chinese food
:bash:

CP

 

Craig;

I thought you knew me better than that!

I've always been into magic underpants!:dizzy:

Bruce

 

I would have thought pedestrian vs 10 speeds would have defined the difference between mormons and JWs.

 

Jehovah's wittness.

I could live with that.

 

What if you're agnostic???

 

A. Are you a bacon eater?
B. In possession of 'magic pants'?
C. Ever indulged in a friday night Chinese/Indian takeaway?
D. Naturally annoying?
E. Wealthy?
F. Cat petting?


My guess is you're a magic pant wearing, bacon sucking, wealthy (ish), annoying Podiatrist.

Only a guess ;)

 

SSNNAAPP!! He got served!
my wife wants to know though, who the hell sucks bacon!?
Bacon is the only ambrosia and truly a gift from the Gods??? oopps!:D
Bruce

 

Elderly patients with no teeth.

You see them in nursing homes, making a rasher of Danish streaky last all morning. It's no kind of life.

Regards

 

Just don't announce it out loud Robert ;)

There's a lot to be said for a man in a loin cloth!

:D

PS. Halibut for tea anyone?

She wot twirls,

 

Sorry, went redneck for a bit. First thought, she has halibut on her.

 

OMG !

 

What if I like to wave dead chickens over my head at midnight (just for good luck) covered with hummus and stuffed with bacon!

Steve

 

Hmmm Steve,

My guess is that makes you pretty average for a guy. :empathy:

Just trying to fathom what religion you follow though ;)

 

"My guess is that makes you pretty average for a guy"

HAHAHAHA - VG.

Nothing sexier than a witty young lady!
Of course, we sacrifice witty young women in my religion.....you're not a virgin, by any chance, are you????
All the better.


Steve

 

Yep.

Born again :D

 

well then, how do you feel about being covered with Hummus and bacon grease?
Nothing personal, just a religious question?????

Steve

 

Dear Steve,

I have been in lengthy consultation with my 'Higher Power'

The outcome of which was, ' As long as you are back in time for Evensong. No probs.'

May I enquire further. Does hummus work in mysterious ways? ;)

 

"Dear Steve,

I have been in lengthy consultation with my 'Higher Power'

The outcome of which was, ' As long as you are back in time for Evensong. No probs.'

May I enquire further. Does hummus work in mysterious ways?"

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You are a sport!

Covering ones body with Hummus does, in fact, work in mysterious ways, totally dependent on HOW IT'S APPLIED (and your definition of MYSTERIOUS)

The bacon grease helps the overall affect (but tends to make me crave a large breakfast)

As long as your HIGHER POWER says it's OK, I think mine will too (but I'll have to ask her!)

Steve

 

That's wonderful Steve. I do hope there's enough bacon grease & hummus for four :D

Us gals will be in the kitchen preparing that large breakfast as soon as you boys have finished anointing one another. You fellas are so keen. 'Himself' is quite excited too.

Hugs from across the pond x