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They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. Their natural habitat includes bars and Job Centres. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

 

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Well... I think it's certainly a case for the Fashion Police ;) ...

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Hmmm... interesting point. However, let's not muddy the waters further on poor old evolution - that is, confuse the general public further with more mythical primate/homo candidates... although I must say, you have at least got a photograph of the candidate. However, it is most likely a case for genetic entropy (a theory which better fits the science)...



Fortunately we humans still have fit, healthy, long legged candidates which should counteract the above (quoted) hypothetical scenario :rolleyes:.