Hey guy's I've invented this thing yeah!- New Thingy errmm! anyway I know that bad things make people hurt.We all know that eh? So this thingy, New thingy, its New see, will help, no it will I've tested it - really and its New! - What do you mean its not new? it is New look that's wot I called it New Thingy, Hey No, Don't walk away I'm talking to you, now listen, just listen, you might learn sumfin here.
So! this New thingy I was talking about, well people do bad things yeah? well this New thingy makes them do more bad things yeah. I tested the thingy, New Thingy, on people, real people yeah! Real people who did bad things but didn't hurt because of it OK yeah? Yeah I know I said bad things make people hurt but these people didn't hurt when they did bad things ok, don't argue, you always argue you do, just listen ok?
So then right, I made them real people do more bad things but while using the New Thingy. Guess what? they didn't hurt, nofin changed (except for a few moments that did change things and they seemed to enjoy that anyway so I left that bit in coz we like nice moments don't we eh? like Christmas and birfdiys n'nat innit eh! well I do anyway)
So I concluded right yeah? I concluded that, this right, We know that people that do bad things get hurt yeah, OK!
So if they use the New Thingy, which makes then do more bad things then obviously they won't hurt any more OK Got it? Ssgreat innit eh? blindin? statistically speakin its Double blindin? Double Bad = Good yeah! Like 'wicked' yeah, means its really good. Well dis is double wicked, see?
What do ya fink? What da ya mean F--k off, come back, this is an earner this is. Oh yeah that's just typical of you, fink you know it all, well ya don't see coz I've got this New Thingy an it's great, blinkin marvelous. It is! No come on come back, I've got loads more ideas like this Rodney, come on Roders, this time next year well be Miwyonairs!
LoL to you all Dave:D
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