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  1. Secret Squirrel Active Member


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    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

    One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

    The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women blink twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    Women reading this will be finished now.


    Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
     
  2. Secret Squirrel Active Member

    EVERWONDER ...

    Whythe sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why can't women put on mascara with their mouthclosed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    I like this one!!!
    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
     
  3. fatboy Active Member

    Fascinating...

    i give that two thumbs up ;D
     
  4. Tkemp Active Member

    Why packets of peanuts have the warning "may contain nuts"
     
  5. Mr C.W.Kerans Active Member

    Re the male member relative to the thumb - surely not a factor of three, more like a factor of two. Perhaps the measurement(s) were taken from unusually well-proportioned chaps? Who makes these observations in the first place?
     
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