For those that swear at work

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Dear Employees:
A list of new and innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Try Saying:
I think you could do with more training
Instead Of:
You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?

Try Saying:
I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of:
F*** off a*se-wipe

Try Saying:
Really?
Instead Of:
Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole

Try Saying:
Perhaps you should check with...
Instead Of:
Tell someone who gives a f***.

Try Saying:
I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of:
Not my f***ing problem, mate.

Try Saying:
That's interesting.
Instead Of:
What the f***?

Try Saying:
I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of:
No f***ing chance mate.

Try Saying:
Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of:
Oi, f*** face.

 

These are great, I know a lot of my mates in the trade industry could do with a bit of mentoring in this!

Some of those will come in very handy during a had day at the office!:bang:

 

Dear All,

as i have had a trying day:bash:

I am searching for an opportunity to calm down and reflect positively upon the day and its opportunities to succeed.

Considering these challenges as problems is a negative, and disrupts mine and my colleagues Karma. This leads to failures in communication between colleagues and my client group.

This had led to a reduction in positive outcomes today and thus the potential financial status of the organisation.:deadhorse:

In English

Had a CRAP DAY.

Couldnt balance the money.

Couple of pts were ANTSY

And i was not my normal self when talking to my colleagues.

Still tomorrow is another day .

regards David:drinks

 

(mutters....must practice "That's interesting")

 

Hi
I learnt my profanities whilst working OHMS. When the children came along I learnt a new dialect. Blurry Hall and Sugar, convey the imperative! Frigging H*ll surprise! My Whooops a Daisy duck has silenced a pub.
However my personal favorite is courtesy of the USA, Expletive F..ing Deleted. R. Nixon Esq.

Chris

 

Mark:
Those were F****** great!
I mean, your initial post was very entertaining and informative.

Steve

 

netizens

Don't smoke , don't drink and have to watch what I eat now, but do like a swear.


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