Oh come all ye Painful

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One knows those times where one has a quite 10 mins, a pen, a paper towel to write on, and a whimsicle muse...

I give you a podiatrists carol, loosely based on oh come all ye faithful.

hem hem.

Oh come all ye Painful
Aching and dysmorphic
oh come ye, oh come ye
with bur_urning pain
Come and be seen to
straightened and corrected

Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you,
Then, walk, once more.

Oh come with your bun_nions
Sinus tarsi syndrome
Mortons neuro_o_mas
And gout, in the joints
A_pophisitis
Also known as se_vers

Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you,
Then, walk, once more.

Bring forefoot va_rus
Inverted supina_tus
Axis, which leave the foot
way down near the heel.
Frie_burgs infarctions
And mid tarsal fusions

Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you,
Then, walk, once more.

Yea then we'll fix thee
Stretch thee and correct thee
Foot_posture back to ranges,
Off, the, end range.
Res_idual moments
Brought back to safe li_mits

Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you
Oh come let us correct you,
Then, walk, once more.


Merry Christmas Everybody

Robert:santa:

PS Yes i KNOW some of the terminology was wrong but you try getting tissue stress thresholds to scan!:hammer:

 

Robert:

You gave me a good chuckle this AM.....however, don't quit your day job.

 

Then my work here is done.

Actually i do songwriting as a sideline. The red hot chilli peppers, Oasis, Coldplay and Britney spears are just a few of the acts i've never written for.

:santa:

 

Robert
Thanks for a good chuckle (and family singing with 'junior pod' who loved it).
Have a wonderful Christmas everyone and hope that the New Year is better than expected:drinks
Wendy :santa:

 

Well done. I think that was brilliant. I sang it to my fellow pod here. Sadly she wasn't impressed. Perhaps we can plan to write some more podiatry songs! We were going to do a podiatry rap here at some stage...

Merry Christmas

mary =)

 

netizens

Believe it or not there was a Chiropody Calypso and the chorus went

"Oh! oh! chiropody, it will be the death of me,
For I have'nt paid my fees , you see
To the eminent body,
The Society."

Written by Jim Black circa 1969.

However here a article of seasonal cheer from the UK
http://www.voice-online.co.uk/content.php?show=14866
:santa2:
toeslayer

 

Could you be the next gangstapod?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HGY5yK1zdJE

Can't link to this too often.