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  1. mr2pod Active Member

  2. Catfoot Well-Known Member

    Mr2pod,
    If you know Doncaster, England, (and some of the eejits that live there) like I do, you'd know that's par for the course. :D

    regards

    Catfoot
     
  3. mburton Active Member

    Reminds me of the old chestnut concerning the GP (when I first heard it - from Stranraer) who had no problems with regrowth from total nail avulsions - his modus operandi was to amputate the distal phalanx.:eek:
     
  4. nick_700 Active Member

    I have another good one, I heard this from a patient who did some outreach work in the Solomon Islands. A novel approach at the time to manage plantar warts was to debride debride debride, pack the cavity with a small degree of black powder (gun powder) and...ignite.

    Picture that if you will.
     
  5. mburton Active Member

    OMG! No clinical governance there then!
     
  6. DAVOhorn Well-Known Member

    Dear All,

    What concerns me most is that i believe that none of the t/t modalities are evidence based.

    Just having anecdotal evidence that the lesion resolved after the t/t is insufficient in these current times.

    I am still aghast at the complete lack of professionalism of the clinicians detailed above.

    I doubt that they are Degree trained or HPC reg.

    Wow imagine the HPC hearing if they were HPC reg and called to a hearing.

    David

    tongue firmly in cheek:drinks
     
  7. fishpod Well-Known Member

    hi ime thinking of running a course in shotgun wart removal all attendees must provide 1 dozen cartridges no 6 shot for the less robust lady practitioners a 4/10 shotgun will be provided as there is no recoil. if this basic course is successfull iwill run an advanced course in sarasota where i have a 9 mill browning and an ak 47 which are both excellent for multiple vps especially in automatic mode all attendees must sign a disclaimer.
     
  8. nick_700 Active Member

    where do i sign up fishpod? also will there be an endorsement program in the use of plastic explosive for recalcitrant veruccae?
     
  9. fishpod Well-Known Member

    yes nick your onto something there i suggest a combination therapy plastique and ball bearings this product is marketed as the claymore mine it should prove more than a match for them pesky warts
     
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