Amusing patient names..

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Always gives me a laugh checking my day sheet in the morning to find an amusing patient name or one that mirrors a celebrity..

My fav would have to be Mr. Muff.... His first name wasn't written on the day sheet, but nearly fell over when he introduced himself as Harry that afternoon.

 

I've seen a Mr and Mrs Bastard, and a Mr Death (pronounced D'eath (yeah right)) in the past.

 

Ah I won't mention names although I have booked some funny ones.

Places they live can be quite good though.

Mrs.?????? from Butt Hole road, Conisbrough. Although she did pronounce it as Buttolle' road. Made me titter but then I'm easily amused.
Butt hole Rd. Conisbrough has since been changed to Archers way. Such a loss. :empathy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_Hole_Road

http://www.satellites.co.uk/satellite/meeting-place/7032-family-sick-living-butt-hole-road.html

http://twitter.com/TraxFM

 

I had a doctor once called Dr Pain.. They spelled it that way too.. I was only 7.. really, really didn't wanna go and see him. Turned out he was alright.

 

He was still practising in N. Yorks until recently, along with Dr Blood!

Sam is not kidding!

 

We have a Dr Ring locally - his full name is Dr Jonathan Paul George Ring! Parents must have been fans!

 

I can beat those!
I have the (Mr and Mrs) Balls, the Butts and the Dicks. No joke!

 

OH YES I CAN. balls is old hat, we have all had those.

get this.

1. Julius Caesar
2. Ida Raper, think about it...........

No word of a lie.

 

I have a patient going by the name of Gary Baldy.

As a student, I was severely reprimanded by a patient for having the audacity to smile when calling "Mrs Blackadder?" in the waiting room; "Why do people find my name a constant source of amusement?". You try saying that without so much as a smirk.

 

haha classics..

love Julius Caesar.. was he wearing a toga? Ive actually had a patient come in wearing a toga, but that is another story...

Another fav of mine... Eva Orr and Phyllis (went by Phyl) McCracken

 

Also know of a surgeon, Dr. Butcher

 

Saw a doctor in a uni clinic many years ago.................Ivy Traill

 

No. he was wearing a British Army Officers uniform!

 

haha.. name and outift..what a combo!

 

hehe I only just got Gary Baldy...im a bit slow

good to see his parents had a sense of humour..

 

Hi all,

A few years ago in a previous job I had two female patients who both had the first name of Fanny.

One was Mrs Russell and the other Mrs Burns !!!!!!!

Neil.

 

Should have mentioned that when I was a kid my dentist was called Mr Risk!

Found out years and a mouth full of amalgam later he had been an alcoholic!!

Neil

 

Had a patient who's name was, and introduced himself as..........

BOND, JAMES BOND.

 

Im seeing a female patient whos name is Olympia.. not so strange. Husbands name is Hercules. Cracked me up

 

Last name: Hoare
First name: Harry

 

We have a chap who changed his name to Luke Skywalker...

As i explained to him about his heel pain i couldn't help referring to the force in his foot.

 

A bit off line but my son is looking forward to next term as one of his teachers is Miss Rimmer (not sure if she has a brother Arnold)
Wendy

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b35O8O_5ZM

 

Personally, I'd not made the red dwarf connection, I just found the idea of someone "rimming" and being a "rimmer" amusing. If you don't know what that means, please don't look it up.

 

Hi there
I have seen a client whit the last name Kuhndt. Not a good one to call out when the waiting room is full!

 

Miss Rimmer.. hehe
made me think of the Rowan Atkinson role call...bloody hilarious. worth a look for anyone that's never seen it..