"Start training them young"

 

"Pre-Podiatry 101 is now available at the local pre-school"

 

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Tweedle Tweedle Dumpling My Son John.

One Shoe Off And One Shoe On.



Paediatric Specialist Podiatrist Examines Shoes for possible damage and to establish that this is the cause
of the Trauma and ulceration to the foot.


Woooppsss filled my Nappy again.
At last someting that smells worse, mummies trainers.



My God Bromidrosis is a real killer.



regards David

 

Well, judging by the taste of this innersole, and the way my tongue is sticking to the medial aspect of the shoe's lining, my diagnosis would have to be an overuse injury secondary to excessive pronation.

 

i see the problem, you've had the left device in the right foot and the right device in the left foot. See how that goes now.



I'm sure i left my dummy lying around here somewhere.

 

If the shoe fits, wear it!

Harry couldn't decide if the toe depth in this shoe met SATRA standards.

 

Helen Morman

The smell is overpowering - but I just have to sleep!

 

"Langer launch their 2006 range of paediatric shoe pillows" and report a substantial reduction in gait related head injuries!

 

The new paediatric triplanar head wedge.

 

"If I am correct (long pause), the size on this type of footwear is usually printed just under the manuafacturers name. Although on this one, the printing is partially obscured by the tongue".

 

Is this where the old women lives?

 

"The Podiatry Student still found fitting orthoses a challenge!"

 

BREAKING NEWS
Baby overcome by toxic fumes: Dad vows never to leave shoes on loungeroom floor again.

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Sarah Jessica Parker's shoe obsession started early.....

 

"No, really, your feet don't smell...look, I can prove it"

 

Sunday Sport/ National Enquirer headlines -

"Shoe gives birth to baby"

or

"Terrible green leather sofa finally bought - shamed baby dies in shoe"

 

And this little piggy ......................went to sleep!

 

Please daddy, I told you time and time again, a warm bottle of milk puts me to sleep better than this!

 

"I said to give the baby a snagger!!"

For the benefit of non Australasians, "Snagger" is Australian slang for sausage, taken from the BBQ (Barby).

Happy Australian Day.

Swim between the flags.

 

Orthopaedic surgeon confesses to serious error in world's first foot transplant.

 

OOOH, i love the smell of fungus in the morning!

This is an interesting brand of cheese dad, you must have been culturing this for some time it's definately not wensleydale, no not gouda, or stilton? Mycocheese......now available at local supermarkets, specialty retailers and public swimming pools.

 

Little Harry had lost the will to live as he listened to Grandpa Kevin and uncle Craig still banging on about sub tailors equalising in the mid atlantic (or sumfin like that) until well after tea time.

 

An after dinner smoke in your dads shoe, ah! one of lifes little pleasures.

 

Its the morning after the night before and Damien calls for Heuwey and Ralph.
HEEUUUUUWEY!!! RAAAAAAALPH!!!

 

Ah! Sweet smell of succes!

 

if i hide in here, maybe kevin won't give me a lecture and craig won't dump on me for missing his pract class and felicity will feel sorry for me and tell me who exactly Admin2 is and simon will just go away..........

 

1) You say Kevin prescribed these? your kidding right!!

2)Is this what Dave Holland means by "diurnal variation"

3)Who set the Branch Convention on the First day of British Summer-time?ZZZZZ

4)Nocturnal learning for Biomechanics starts here

 

"When glue and petrol sniffing no longer gives you the same high...."

 

"Well it clears my sinus' on a morning!"

 

Slightly OT...we use the word "snag/s" to refer to sausages, but isn't it "sanger"? Or is that just where I hang out?

Or is a sanger a Sandwich??

Sometimes theres just too bloody much slang for an "ocker sheila" to remember!

 

Bangers and Sarnies!

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Hi One Foot in The Grave,

In this part of the World its a "Sarnie", that Earl of Sandwich has a lot to answer for!

The good old English Sausage was usually called a "Banger" because they usually did! (Bang I mean, useful wake up call in the mornings?).


Hi Craig, don't mind us just talk amongst yourselves for a moment or two!

Regards,

Colin.

PS. Seem to have got this last message in stereo, shaky hand last night perhaps?

 

"I loves the smell of orthotics in the mornin'!"

 

Theres dermatophytes in here somewhere :D