Guru Bob's Mystic Answers

Guru Bob - I think my wife is also a soothsayer. Any time she walks into the room and I am on the computer, she asks me, before she has even seen the screen, if I am on Pod Arena again..........and she is always right.

Should I try and sell her powers to Living TV for "An audience with RobinP's missus"

Robin

 

Guru Bob? Are you not a sobriquetnym of the supreme leader - Gordon Brown - who may be seeking some form of worthwhile employment after enforced retirement next month? If so, can you tell us if corns are curable please?

 

Just my $0.02 but I would suggest puting that Vibram finger in the freezer for an hour or two then apply to the inflamed area. Not such a useless christmas gift after all.

Fraoch

 

Here's what I do. I keep a a window with some kind of crack whore bondage humiliation gay porn on it. When mrs GB comes in I quickly try to flip over to that. Sometimes I'm not quick enough and I get caught but no plan is perfect.

I'd rather you did'nt. The pot noodles are not coming in like they used to and I don't need the competition. Plus I suspect the show would become repetitive after a while.

You, however, need to address your addiction. For such a show to work would require you to be in your living room (or a recreation thereof) on PA for your missus to shock and amaze everyone by identifying what you're doing.

This is just a ploy to get more legitimate PA time isn't it. ISN'T IT!!!!!!!

Shame on you.

Ah, the uncanny similarity in our powers of forsite and rational thought are that obvious. Rats. Busted.

To answer your second question, yes. In most circumstances they are. But this is a bit prosaic for my cosmic wisdom to be troubled with so I found a website which should help you. Go here for advice on how to cure corns.

Thanks Froach. That helped a lot.

Anyone got any treatments for perianal congelatio? Cos I'm having to dispense the wisdom and knowledge of the ancients whilst standing at the moment and its hard to be taken seriously as the font of cosmic knowledge when you can't sit down and you have a vibram 1 finger hangin' out your jacksie!

I feel pretty, Oh so pretty,

 

You know the little bits of plastic on the corner of the packets of ham?

If you saved 500 of those, glued them together in a line, overlapping by no more than 2mm and then hung the result from a lamp post in your street... no one will care.

B*****ds.

Anyway. What secrets of time and space would you know?

 

Sounds like a plan!

Thanks for the advice

Robin

 

Guru Bob I posted this in another thread, and out of it came a question which in your all knowing, all seeing manor I´m sure you have the answer and some persion experience on the matter - the Guru end of study sessions would have been big.

why the day after so ?

 

I've had my rude hut redecorated. It now has automatic sliding doors, although I did have to sell two of the walls to afford them. You like? Is nice I think.

Anyway,

So, you think the ease of the second beer (hereafter noted as Ohgodthatsagoodbeerineededthat for the sake of brevity) is affected by the beers of the night before whereas beers 2-12 (hereafter referred to as Angela, Pamela, Sandra, Rita, Monica, Erica, Rita (again), Tina, Sandra (again), Mary and Jessica) are easier because of some kind of quantum flux?

Allow me to answer through the medium of a visual aid.



Its not half drafty in here. Shut the door on your way out, were you born in a barn?