Just for Fun - Complete this Song

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A parody of Eric Clapton's hit song "Cocaine"

"Toe Pain"

If you're trying to walk
But you can't push off
Toe Pain!

If you want to pronate
But you supinate
Toe Pain!

(chorus)
Hurts so bad
Hurts so bad
Hurts so bad...
Toe Pain!

If you put up with Limitus
But now it's Rigidus
Toe Pain!

If your foot's rolling out
'Cause you've got the Gout
Toe Pain!

(chorus)
Hurts so bad
Hurts so bad
Hurts so bad...
Toe Pain!

feel free to add lyrics as they come to you!

 

"Fungal nail"

If you got a thick nail,
and it`s a fun-ny colour,
fungal nail.

If it has an od-our,
and you`re probably male,
fungal nail.

(Chorus)
Smells so bad,
smells so bad,
smells so bad…fungal nail.

When your toe is on fire,
tried TTO `n failed to enquire,
fungal nail.

Your pod demands compliance,
but take a look at the science,
fungal nail.

Smells so bad,
smells so bad,
smells so bad….fungal nail.

Don`t take a gen-ius,
to see inflamed sul-cus,
fungal nail.

Just follow EBM,
and you`ll get rid of OM,
fungal nail.

Smells so bad,
smells so bad,
smells so bad….fungal nail.