The First Minister of Scotland announced today that in the event of a YES vote,he would ban inclement weather making an INDEPENDANT SCOTLAND the sunniest place on the planet.He went on to say that he has decided that before the turn of the next decade Scotland would have both the Rugby and Football world cups in it's posession and have landed a man on the moon.Jesus is also rumoured to be paying a visit Mr Salmonds home in Strichen in June 2015.
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When someone stood up and pointed out that some of these things may be beyond his direct control,he screamed that this chap should stop being so negative and that if he didn't stop,he would get his people to shut him up. In a friendly,"joyous"manner of course.The man said he was "just sayin'",but Mr Salmond pointed out that he had no right to call himself a Scot if he didn't agree with him and in the event of a YES vote people who were not unrealistically optimistic about Scotlands bright future would be banned.
And we all lived happily ever after........
Yes or no,there will be stormy waters ahead for the whole of the UK.Might be a case of the journey being more enjoyable than the destination.I think I might be banned in the event of a YES vote!
Ian.
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